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Don't miss these hilarious tweets and jokes dedicated to people outside liquor shops amid lockdown

TIMESOFINDIA.COM | Last updated on - May 5, 2020, 15:00 IST
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Hilarious tweets and jokes around liquor!

With the onset of third phase of the national lockdown, the re-opening of India's liquor shops came as a relief to many and the same was visible outside the shops in the form of long queues stretching to outrageous distances, flouting all norms of social distancing. The ban of liquor sale came into effect at the very outset of the first lockdown on March 24 and when it was lifted after more than a month, the enthusiasm of the people was beyond control, much to the chagrin of the government. But it did inspire some interesting social media posts. Have a look!

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When your neighbour spots you drunk

This scene has been taken from Akshay Kumar and Salman Khan starrer Mujhse Shaadi Karogi to portray how your neighbour uncle will treat you when caught drunk.
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Police and customer

A tweet that portrays the relationship between police and customer. This hilarious one is dedicated to those who drink breezer in the name of alcohol.
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Alcohol and family

This tweet portrays how people will be hiding from other family members at the same alcohol shop after lockdown.
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Pain and police

Sanjay Dutt's dialogue from Munna Bhai MBBS, perfectly defining the pain of crowd beaten by police outside wine shops.
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Red zone and Green Zone

For tea lovers and alcohol lovers, hope you can easily connect.
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Alcohol and economy

Another shot from Bollywood, which aptly talks about the benefits of sale of alcohol. According to a report, cumulatively, Indian economy was losing approximately Rs 700 crore a day since the lockdown began, due to closing of alcohol shops.

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