Legendary stuff, this

Whether it is in Hollywood, Bollywood or Kollywood, certain names have achieved posterity
Life in the movies would never be what it is without certain gems. The tales of their ���superstardom��� and their wacky sense of humour precede or follow them. In Bollywood, names of yesteryear hero Raaj Kumar (Mother India, Pakeezah, Waqt, Lal Pathar) and baddie Ajit (Yaadon ki Baraat, Zanjeer) are still taken with utmost respect because their legend lives on in certain catch phrases and jokes.Ajit���s famous ���Mona darling���, ���Lilly, don���t be silly��� and ���Loyan (Lion)��� have left indelible marks on the minds of Hindi cinegoers.
Says a Bollywood historian, ���Raaj Kumar (Jaani) had a wicked sense of humour and till date, I remember him telling Zeenat Aman that she should join films at the silver jubilee function of her own film Qurbani; and also asking a filmmaker why he was made to stand between two junior artists (Rajesh Khanna and Jeetendra) at the mahurat of a film.���
For Hollywoodians, the tales of he-man Chuck Norris (The Octagon and Good Guys Wear Black) still make them chuckle.
But of course, the biggest legend of them all...the man who can beat everyone hollow is the Tamil superstar Rajinikanth. ���Rajinikanthism��� is a religion and even as his fan club number is set to overflow from the 63,000-mark, we compile a few of the famous lines that are attributed to these great men.
SOME RAJINI ���REALITIES���
��� Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
��� There is no such thing as evolution; it���s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
��� Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
��� Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
��� Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
��� Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
��� The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
��� Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
��� Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
SOME CHUCK NORRIS ���FACTS���
��� Chuck Norris��� tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
��� Chuck Norris counted to infinity ��� twice.
��� Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
��� When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
��� Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK���s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
��� Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that���s why there are no signs of life there.