Shiney Ahuja becomes butt of jokes!

Shiney Ahuja has turned 40 and the actor is the latest one to become the butt of jokes online. Shiney stopped shinning the day he was accused of rape by his maid. "Since I am innocent, I just knew that being inside the jail was a part of my karmic journey. I experienced the world as a silent recipient of accusations, mud-slinging and was a butt of jokes," said Shiney in an interview with Times of India.


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Q: What was Shiney Ahuja's favourite subject in school?
A: Bai-o-logy


Q: What is Shiney Ahuja's favourite holiday destination?
A: Du'bai'


Q: What is Shiney Ahuja's favourite mode of transport?
A: Baicycle

Q: What is Shiney Ahuja's favourite song?
A: Maid in India


Q: What kind of food does Shiney Ahuja like?
A: Home Maid !


Q: Why does Shiney Ahuja like the Chinese?
A: Because he heard the slogan 'Hindi-Cheeni bai-bai'

Q: Who is Shiney's fav football player?
A: Bai Chung Bhutia


Q: What is the moral of the story?
A: love bai-tes!!!


Q. Who is Shiney Ahuja's fav female tennis player
A: MAID-i-SON Keys

Q: Why did Shiney Ahuja hop on Virar-express train?
A: Because it stops at Bai-andar station.


Q: Which is Shiney Ahuja's favourite Hollywood film?
A: Maid of honor