Humour: Narendra Modi to enter Bigg Boss 9 as next wild card contestant

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If reports are to be believed PM Narendra Modi could be the next wild card contestant to enter reality show Bigg Boss 9.
This is being cited as a move by makers to salvage falling TRPs of the show, which have failed to move up even after a barrage of wild card contestants this season.
“This season TRPs have fallen even below the level of Indian judiciary,” confessed CEO of Colors, “I am told that Krishi Darshan program on DD National has fetched more TRPs in last couple of weeks that Bigg Boss. This is unbelievable.”
Modi, gave in principle approval to take part in the show after his aides assured him that his next foreign trip was still some time away.
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“He in fact showed more interest in Bigg Brother Australia, Philippines, Ghana etc,” revealed a source from the show.
The Bigg Boss house is further being shifted out of Lonavala to some exotic location in Middle East. Sources claim this being done at the behest of Modi who flatly refused to travel and stay at a place within India.
“This is being done to make Modi feel at home abroad. We didn’t want him to be another Rimi Sen, who keeps saying ‘Mujhe ghar jaana hai’. With foreigners like Mandana and Nora Fatehi around, he would never feel like he is surrounded by Indians,” the director of the show told TV Times.
Modi has further been allowed to do 'Mann ki Baat' every now and then.
However, viewers are not impressed with the move and seem irritated with Bigg Boss getting a wild card every now and then.
“What nonsense is this! Jab dekho koi na koi munh utha ke Bigg Boss ke ghar ghus jata hai. Saala Bigg Boss ka ghar hai ki Mumbai local,” said an enraged viewer who has decided to go back to watching intellectual shows like Emotional Atyachaar.
But makers have promised that Modi would be the last wild card contestant.
“Now that Salman too has been shockingly acquitted, we are confident that both him and Modi would take the show back to the heights it had achieved. And we wouldn’t need any more wild cards,” hoped Bigg Boss.
DISCLAIMER: This post is a work of fiction intended to bring a smile to your face. It is bears no connection to events and characters in real life.
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