Party with the fabulous crowd - if they let you in

Talk of the town: As the name suggests, the club's promoters are both called Simon. Their claim that everyone else who works there is also named Simon should perhaps not be trusted.

A Scene with a capital S, Simons is the place where Copenhagen's young, gorgeous, and uninhibited head to revel in their own fabulousness.

Housed in a former art gallery, the club's music policy leans towards electronica but you don't really come here for the soundtrack - rather, to gawp at the wild crowd, buy extremely expensive drinks from the dwarfs serving behind the bar (yes indeed), and congratulate yourself on getting past the notoriously picky door people.