Wholeheartedly single-minded!

Time out, Cupid. Let this V-Day be a reason for singletons to celebrate. Here is our DIY guide
Cream De La Cream!
Pick up your fave ice-cream — no, don’t devour it — and visit your manicurist. If she gives you a blank stare, fill her in on ice cream mani-pedi being the latest ‘it’ spa service across the globe. Make your own recipe from flavours like chocolate, honey and strawberry.Ice-cream contains high-fat milk that leaves your limbs feeling soft and smooth. Just make sure you don’t eat your hands and feet off!
Sweet surrender
Being bootylicious is not enough. Be yummylicious! Troop to the mall and pick up some edible lingerie in a variety of flavours and colours. Wear them under a flimsy sundress and indulge in some naughty fun. Let the aroma waft around, let your neighbours crave for ’em candies and wonder about the source of the fragrance. You could take it a notch higher by flashing a strap and a mystery smile now and then. The possibilities are endless...
Pillow talk
No more teary nights and moist pillows! Stop moping around and invest in a fake arm cushion — the perfect companion for that touch of warmth and comfort. Gals can feel the embrace of a man all night long, minus the BO, the snoring, the tossing and turning! For guys, the fake girlfriend arm cushion even comes even with a pair of breasts. The pillows are available online and come in a variety of colours. Washable, portable and lovable — being single is not such a bitter pill(ow)!
Peeping town
Celebs like Miley Cyrus and Rihanna are doing it all the time. Shoot a shaky, amateurish home video of yourself from various angles. Don’t worry about the quality — the darker and granier the shots, the better. Let the video be a tease for voyeurs as you feign nudity and unleash the pagan god in you. Invite single friends over and help each other shoot the film. Upload it on FB and YouTube and count the number of likes. If you are newly single, who knows, your ex might just come back flying into your arms.
Home delivery
Want to get back at your ex? This V-Day, look up the ‘massage parlour’ ads in the paper and fix up an appo. Let the stripper jump him by landing up at his place while he’s serenading his present. If you don’t want to miss the expression on his face, ask the stripper to discreetly carry a hidden camera. But make sure you’re tactful. You don’t want your ex, his present and the stripper to seize the opportunity and end up as a threesome all night long!
Cubicle cupids
If you are stuck in office on V-Day and have single friends and colleagues around you, this might just be the thing for you. Print enlarged photos of famous exes — think Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, Katy Perry and Russell Brand, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez — and hang them around the room with jars of black markers for people to vandalize. Devil tails, moustaches, and horns — let your single pals unleash their creativity. Serve some booze and get rowdy. Just make sure HR doesn’t get to know of this inhouse party!
Geek turns goddess
If you’ve been the prized geek in high school, here’s your chance to go sexy. Be Anastasia Steele in your personalized erotic novel. And no, you don’t need a Christian Grey to turn up the kink factor. Play the protagonist in a steamy page-turner, set in an exotic locale. Unleash your wildest desires in a spine-tingling adventure. Circulate the draft within your peer group. Watch your popularity soar and feel the testosterone buzz around you.