Funny sex stories that will make you feel better about your embarrassing moments

We all have that one funny or super embarrassing moment during sex that we tend to remember all our life. Here are some funny sex stories which will indeed make you feel better about your moments when all you wanted to do was disappear.

“He was a maths student and I was doing English hons. We had gone out on a date and the idea was to go back to his place and have the best sex! So after a few drinks and a small meal, we went up to his apartment where he lived on rent. We were so much into it, making out and rolling around on his bed. When he went down on me and I looked up, I noticed some formulas taped to his lowered ceiling. It took me straight to my school days when I used to get scolded for flunking in maths that the whole idea of sex was out of the window by then."

“I was crazy about this girl I had met at a cafe that I was kind of obsessed with. I had imagined hot sex and what not with her. When we finally got around to talking, she surprisingly was okay with a one night stand. I brought her home and we slowly started stripping while making out. But when it came to her jeans, she suddenly became pale and was not letting me take them off. I thought she had become conscious of her body fat, so I convinced her that I don’t care, no one is perfect and we all have our flaws. But when I finally took it off, her panties were full of holes! I controlled my laugh and looked at her, she had become pale. I never asked her why and what but I definitely was unable to do it because it was so funny for me!”

“When we are so much into the mode of sex, we just want our man to enter and thrust deep. But what do you do when he is missing the mark again and again? It is not like he could not see where he had to enter from or feel it for that matter. But it took him so many attempts to just enter that I completely lost the fire. We ended up ordering pizza and watching “Friends”.”

“ We were doing some raunchy stuff on the bed and were so much into the moment that there was no room for jokes. But my luck was such that the moment I went down on her and tried to look at her while licking, her father’s face was staring at me through that picture on the headboard. I froze right there and just could not do it! It was like a Mona Lisa smile which creeped me out. She asked me not to look up but I couldn't help it. And so I called it a night”.

“We were having great sex after a long time as my now wife and me were in a long-distance relationshipo for 2 years before we decided to get married. This episode took place when she had flown down to my hometown and we finally were together after a year. She and I had only sex on our minds. I used to live with 2 roommates who would leave at 8 pm for their night shifts. I sneaked her in and we had just begun making out when we heard loud farting sounds from my roommate’s room. First we laughed because it sounded like a cloth was being torned with force. Then when it happened again, I went to his room because according to me he wasn’t home. It turned out that he was under that big printed blanket earlier and had overslept so I did not notice. He probably had a lot of gas because he went on for a while and we gave up the sex that night and kept laughing. She stayed in to embarrass him the next morning and it is still a joke between our gang.”

“My girlfriend would rarely give me a blow job when I asked her that one day when she agreed to it, it was like a dream come true situation. To my surprise she was blowing my mind! Just when I was peaking, she slowed down and I thought she was teasing me. Slowly I realised that she had stopped and when I looked down, she had slept on my manhood. Only a man will know what that felt like. I then woke her up, made her brush her teeth and she was so tired from work that she passed out next to me.”

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