Mom is not only our best trainer in life, but she also serves as a free therapy! She will comfort us in difficult times, prepare our favourite meals, and wipe our tears. Make sure to serve her breakfast in bed, lavish her with loving handcrafted gifts, treat her with flowers, and make her laugh out loud with one of these hilarious Mother's Day quotes.
Are you looking for amusing Mother's Day sayings and quotes? You may find some hilarious mother's day quotes on this page that will make you and your mother both laugh out loud! On Mother's Day, you can send your mum one of our humorous card messages.
Browse a variety of humorous Mother's Day messages that are sure to make you smile. Pick from clever and playful messages, as well as amusing and sarcastic sayings. You'll definitely start this Mother's Day off with a smile no matter which of our humorous Mother's Day sayings you choose!
Funny Mother’s Day Messages
Mother (n). One person who does the work of twenty. For free. See also: Saint, Wonder Woman.
Happy Mother's Day! In honor of this momentous occasion, I promise I'll clean my room. Maybe.
You're a very special mom so I'd like to give you a very special gift. You can have either a hug or a million dollars, whichever you prefer.
**BIG HUG!**
I'm so lucky to have you as my mother... I'm sure no one else would have put up with me this long. Happy Mother's Day!
Only a mother as perfect as you... could have a (daughter/son) as perfect as me. Happy Mother's Day!
It's not an easy job being a mom. If it was, Dad would do it.
I really love you Mom, but I'll still never accept your friend request. I don't need Facebook to say "Happy Mother's Day" anyway!
Happy Mother's Day to a woman who deserves a medal... for putting up with me all these years!
To my dear Mom on Mother's Day, I love you. I especially like your super long voicemails and texts that don't make sense.
Mom, I know it's hard for you on Mother's Day... to hide the fact that I'm your *favorite* child. Happy Mother's Day!
You did a grape job raisin me. Enjoy your wine-time today! Happy Mother's Day.
Don't you think it's funny that you're still my mother? You deserve to have been promoted by now!
Thanks for letting me be a parasite in your body for 9 months... followed by another 18 years as a parasite outside your body.
Wishing you a very Happy Mother's Day, Mom. (and apologies for my behavior when I was aged between 13 and 21!).
Funny Mother’s Day quotes
I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids.
~ Unknown
Why don't kids understand that their nap is not for them but for us?
~ Alyson Hannigan
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious
~ Unknown
Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
~ Tina Fey
Nothing is really lost until your mom can't find it.
~ Unknown
I've conquered a lot of things. Blood clots in my lungs - twice. Knee and foot surgeries. Winning grand slams being down match point, to name just a few, but I found out by far the hardest is figuring out a stroller!
~ Serena Williams
It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish...
~ Carrie Underwood
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
~ Milton Berle
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children!
~ Sam Levenson
I always say if you aren't yelling at your kids, you're not spending enough time with them.
~ Reese Witherspoon
Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
~ William Feather
If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way Mom told you to in the beginning.
~ Unknown
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
~ Phyllis Diller
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike. You never forget
~ Taraji P. Henson
I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school.
~ Unknown
Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too.
~ Lionel
When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
~ Erma Bombeck
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents.
~ John J. Plomp
Having a baby is just living in the constant unexpected, you never know when you're gonna get crapped on or when you're gonna get a big smile or when that smile immediately turns into hysterics.
~ Blake Lively
There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
~ Chinese Proverb
It's not easy being a mom. If it were easy, fathers would do it.
~ Betty White
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.
~ Mignon McLaughlin
I used to give my friends who have kids advice all the time, and they would look at me like I had three heads. And then, when I had two, I literally apologized to all my friends.
~ Jennifer Lopez
The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.
~ Unknown
Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it.
~ Robert Brault
Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" Mom: "I don't know, honey, you'll have to ask Grandma."
~ Unknown
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