Diet plan to fit into that sexy dress

Every woman wants to fit into a dress that is ten times too small for her — even if she is ten times too small to start with. No woman is ever happy with her body; there is always scope for weight loss. So while Eve goes on about Atkins till the men think he’s some sort of demigod, Evita regularly starves herself in the name of detox.
Then, there’s Evelyn who eats nothing but grapefruit and Evie has surrendered herself to some crazy macrobiotic cult.In the midst of all this, you start to feel insecure about yourself and wonder if you too should get into some fancy diet. Well, don’t! Here are 10 reasons why...
1. You don’t have to drink a nasty-tasting diet soda.
2. So that the gentleman at that other table doesn’t come over and offer to buy you a meal after noticing you staring, with longing puppy eyes, at the cheese-dripping hamburger that he was sinking his teeth into.
3. You won’t end up looking like Calista Flockhart or Lara Flynn Boyd. Eeeks! Even your broomstick would have more curves.
4. When you’re invited to a fancy dinner at a Michelin-starred restaurant, you won’t be obliged to order two slivers of asparagus and three sprigs of basil and then feel bad about being such a glutton.
5. You won’t become a topic of gossip. Word gets around real quick you know — gossip pots thrive on the what-diet-is-she-on guessing game.
6. When you’re watching your fav romantic comedy, you don’t have to munch on carrot sticks. Bring on the butter popcorn!
7. When you re-read Enid Blyton’s The Enchanted Tree, you don’t have to feel guilty about shamelessly fantasizing about the butter scones, google buns and toffee tarts.
8. Your man will thank his stars for giving him a rare goddess who has some curves and bumps.
9. What will happen to the world economy if you stop over-indulging in the tastiest chocolates of the world?
10. On a more serious note, if you’re not on some crazy diet that promises insane results, you might actually be inspired to slip into your sports shoes and head out for a brisk walk.