Can't break paramapara for moolah...

<div class="section1"><div class="Normal"><script language="javascript">doweshowbellyad=0; </script><br /><img align="left" src="/photo/386734.cms" alt="/photo/386734.cms" border="0" />The Bride is going places. And no, here we are not talking about Uma Thurman and her samurai splendour in King Quentin’s Double Bill. This time, the arclights are on our very own Bride who’s truly crossed over.Ever since Gurinder Chadha’s musical mesmerised the world with its Amritsar-meets-Austen aroma, Hollywood’s not only been going balle-balle over the ash-eyed Bride in Bride and Prejudice, latest report say the rumours have finally turned true. Yes, Aishwarya Rai is indeed the new Bond girl! Sunday Times catches up with her on Hollywood Boulevard...<br /><br /><span style="" font-weight:="" bold="">So Ash, it’s finally happened...</span><br />He-he-he-he-he<br /><br /><img align="left" src="/photo/386735.cms" alt="/photo/386735.cms" border="0" /><span style="" font-weight:="" bold="">At last, you are a Bond Babe?</span><br />Yes! Can you believe it! He-he-he-he!<br /><br /><span style="" font-weight:="" bold="">Tell us, how did you swing this?</span><br />Oh God! I was in this party with V when P came over. He-he!<br /><br /><span style="" font-weight:="" bold="">P?</span><br />Pierce! Man o’ man! He walked over to me and said he’d seen me on the cover of Time magazine. Gawd! I could hardly say anything at first. He-he-he... But then V started talking and told P how much he loved his trademark intro: ‘‘Name’s Bond, James Bond.’’ But P kept looking at me...<br /><br /><span style="" font-weight:="" bold="">And you kept looking at P?</span><br />He-he-he! I wanted to, but then guess who walked over?<br /><br /><span style="" font-weight:="" bold="">Who?</span><br />Ashton Kutcher!<br /><br /><span style="" font-weight:="" bold="">No!</span><br />Yes. Yes. Yes. With Demi Moore clinging on to him. Gawd! These firang types really know how to express their feelings, don’t they? And Ashton, he looked such a bachcha before her.<br /><br /><span style="" font-weight:="" bold="">Ya! But did Mr Brosnan offer you a role or...</span><br />Nah! it’s not like that. You journalists don’t know anything, do you! Anyway, where was I? Hahn. I kept looking at Ashton and kept thinking how their marriage would last.<br /><br /><span style="" font-weight:="" bold="">Why?</span><br />Demi’s almost his amma’s age, no? But these people, they have no hang-ups.<br /><br /><span style="" font-weight:="" bold="">Hmm. So then, Mr Brosnan didn’t offer you a role?</span><br />No, silly. The casting agent did. But I made it clear that I would say ‘yes’ only if the role was zara hatke. After all, I can’t accept any and every role, can I? Imagine if I have to come out of an ocean in a bikini!<br /><br /><span style="" font-weight:="" bold="">Pretty picture!</span><br />I know. He-he. But nah! Aisa nahin karte. It’s okay for them, they can do anything. This Demi, she was even smooching Ashton, ekdum bindaas. Although, I must say, bechara Ashton didn’t seem to be enjoying it too much.<br /><br /><span style="" font-weight:="" bold="">But Bond always smooches his babes, doesn’t he?</span><br />May be, but I’ve told him we have our own ways. Can’t go breaking parampara for moolah, can we?<br /><br /><span style="" font-weight:="" bold="">So, have they accepted?</span><br />Well, they asked me how I would like it? I said they have two options, either to take my body double or to show it with two swaying dahlias.<br /><br /><span style="" font-weight:="" bold="">They agreed?</span><br />They’ll ask P? I also suggested two cockatoos. Cute na? Imagine Ashton and Demi as cockatoos. He-he!<br /><br /><span style="" font-weight:="" bold="">And the bikini bit? There will be no rising-from-the-ocean for you?</span><br />They said I could wear a kurti instead. You know what? I think I should give Ashton a Manish Malhotra kurti. Kya lage ga usme! He-he-he...<br /><br /><span style="" font-weight:="" bold="">Hmm. How about having a new Bond too? Now that they’ve found a new Bond girl, can’t they find a new 007 too?</span><br />Oh yes! Ashton! He-he-he...</div> </div>