LOL: Tweet Jokes on Rakhi Sawant VS Kamaal Rashid Khan at the polls

As if the controversy king Kamaal Rashid Khan entering politics was easy to digest, now item girl Rakhi Sawant is all set to storm the political world by contesting Lok Sabha elections from Mumbai's North West constituency as an independent candidate. Rahki will compete with Kamaal and filmmaker Mahesh Manjrekar to get maximum votes. With all three filmy personalities locking horns, the poll battlefield has turned into a Bigg Boss house. Both Rakhi and KRK are indulging in mudslinging and KKR even tweeted, "If Rakhi Sawant will get more than 1000 votes then I shall leave India forever." While we don't who will win the polls, the Internet is flooded with funny tweets on KRK vs Rakhi elections going viral. Let us get some laughs.

The power tussle: Rakhi Sawant to contest elections from Mumbai. Mallika Sherawat, in keeping with her stature, will run for the US President's job.
By @madversity
This tweet is one of our favourites, especially after the sex siren compared herself to US President Barack Obama after meeting the US President at an event in Washington, the actress compared her life story with his.

Transparent politics: What will happen if Bipasha Basu, Mallika Sherawat, Neha Dupia, Rakhi Sawant contest elections In India? Ans) Politics will become transparent :P
By ‏@from_Sami
Another Twitter Joke: Dis is how d world ends. Rakhi Sawant to contest elections as an Independent from Mumbai.

Mogambo khush 'nahi' hua: Rakhi Sawant vs KRK vs Mahesh Manjarekar for a Mumbai seat. Even Mogambo gave better ways-to-die options to his enemies.
By @varungrover
Another joke: I think the Constitution just killed itself after hearing that Kamaal R Khan and Rakhi Sawant have been given election tickets.

Who is the boss here? Mumbai's North-West constituency will feature Kamaal R Khan, Rakhi Sawant and Mahesh Manjrekar. So basically, the next season of Bigg Boss is happening here.
By @jhunjhunwala
Another Twitter Joke: Mumbai North West Elections is a Biggest Loser Jeetega Offer with Rakhi Sawant taking on Kamaal Rashid Khan :P

If looks could kill: Talking about Rakhi Sawant, just wondering if Kermit The Frog was her inspiration for her all-green 'political' look.By @tanuj_garg
It seems like Rakhi shed her sexy avatar for politics. However, people are finding it amusing and are slamming her for wearing such clothes. Where is the sexy Rakhi Sawant we know?

Torture personified: We have Rakhi Sawant, Kamaal R Khan and yet they say Chinese have the best torture techniques.
Other Tweet joke: KRK & Rakhi Sawant will contest in the Lok Sabha elections. Finally India is free of unemployment!