Funny Tweets by Salman Khan

Salman Khan and Jacqueline Fernandez will be reuniting in 'Race 3' after their last flick together - 'Kick'. Their on-screen chemistry has always been appreciated by everyone and this time again they are all set to thrill us with the third installment of the 'Race' franchise.

Salman is known for his unique Twitter posts and he has done it again. Recently, he shared a picture of his co-star Jacqueline in a hot red outfit. And, no doubt she is looking gorgeous in it. What makes this tweet interesting is the caption Bhaijaan posted along with it. He wrote, "How chweet iz she lukin :) @Asli_Jacqueline".

Using the SMS language of today's generation, he again proved that no can beat him when it comes to engaging the audience with his Twitter posts.

Also, Anil Kapoor, who is also part of the 'Race 3' family, replied to his post and said," Jacki manages to outshine even the stunning scenery! @Asli_Jacqueline @BeingSalmanKhan"

Well, to be honest, what Anil said is very true and she really looks beautiful in whatever she chooses to wear. Meanwhile, the Remo D'Souza helmed film is all set to hit the theatres on June 15, 2018.

Just when everyone least expected it, Bollywood’s most eligible bachelor Salman Khan, uttered those four words we have all been waiting to hear, “Mujhe ladki mil gayi.”

Taking to Twitter the actor put out the post that sent fans and followers into a tizzy. While many cheered him on and hooted at the statement, others congratulated him without knowing for sure if this was a long impending marriage announcement to rumoured girlfriend Iulia Vantur or something else. Many joined the guessing game to decode the message that could also indicate that the star has possibly found a leading lady for an upcoming film project. According to latest online reports, it appears to be the latter.

Reports indicate that the ‘ladki’ in question here is allegedly a fresh face, set to star opposite Salman’s brother-in-law Ayush Sharma in his debut Bollywood film ‘Loveratri’, that is being produced under the Bollywood superstar’s banner.

Meanwhile, on the work front, Sallu recently wrapped up the first shooting schedule of his next ‘Race 3’ opposite Jacqueline Fernandez.

Salman Khan is quite active on social media. He has a Facebook page, Instagram account and Twitter Account too. He is also very much active on Twitter as that is where he connects with all of his fans. Salman Khan’s Twitter account has always attracted a lot of attention due to the tweets posted by the actor. The actor’s mood reflects in his tweets. Salman has always been an actor who has spoken his mind on social media, whether it is his opinion on national and political issues or for helping out his fans or for spreading a social message. His Twitter is also replete with funny tweets that the actor keeps posting. One thing that can be noticed from Salman’s Twitter account is that Bhai has an unusual sense of humor. You would crack up even at the silliest of posts. We have compiled a list of his tweets for you to enjoy.

Disclaimer: All tweets have been sourced from Twitter and written as is.

Salman&rsquo;s first tweet on the micro-blogging site was was &quot;Arbaaz ne kaha ke tweet kar toh banta hai boss,&quot; he also indirectly told his various imposters to get lost in one of his initial tweets, &ldquo;Chalo now, whoever was being me, party over, baju hatto please.&quot; His April 23 tweet read, &ldquo;Tweetak tweetak tweetiya I lv u.&rdquo; Was he referring to the bird in the twitter logo? Only Sallu Bhai can answer that.<br /> <br /> Salman reminisced his very own famous Big Boss dialogue, &lsquo;You can do whatever you want to do man&rsquo; in his tweet that he posted on the occasion of sister Arpita&rsquo;s marriage. He posted a picture of Arpita and Ayush Sharma and captioned it &ldquo;now they can do wat ever they want to do,&rdquo; followed by another quick tweet that read, &ldquo;they r married.&rdquo;

Salman seems to be fond of &lsquo;Being Human&rsquo; and human beings alike. But he also keeps a close watch on what the insects are doing. His tweets reflect his fascination for living creatures other than humans- &ldquo;Yeh haath mal raha hai ya aap sub ko namaste kar raha hai.&rdquo; Salman posted with the picture of a fly. He again posted a picture of two flies and asked his followers- &ldquo;Isko bolte hai true love boss.Pehchano male kaunsa female kaunsi.&rdquo; The actor even got quirky replies where it was determined that the fly which is behind was the male and the one in front, was the female. His fans reasoned that since the male always follows the female, this must be true.<br /> <br /> Following the hilarious fly episode, Salman asked his followers to decide which out of the two tea bags which was the male and female one. This tweet, too, fetched some weird responses. In a TV channel interview, when Katrina was asked to answer this question, she humorously answered that the right side bag was the male and the left one was the female. When asked why, she said because the right one was more squared and the left side bag was more shaped. Very funny indeed!

Salman&rsquo;s puzzles puzzle us completely. One of his famous twitter puzzles read, &ldquo;Tweetar ke do aage tweetar tweeter ke do peechey tweeter aagey tweeter peechey tweetar arrey bolo kitney tweetar??!!&rdquo; We are still confused.<br /> <br /> One cannot decipher Salman&rsquo;s mood. This tweet of his would prove the point. &ldquo;Hou vaj yaur eggjaam pleej dount phail, engliss ij abherry phunney languez, jst packed up, hw was your day?&rdquo; Looks like Salman&rsquo;s mood changes within seconds and so does his &lsquo;phunney engliss.&rsquo; His other tweet for two consecutive days was- &ldquo;Thought for the day. Hmmmmmmmm ahhhhhhhhhhh, jaane do aaj kuch mat soocho.&rdquo; He tweeted, &ldquo;Thought for today, aaj bhii kuch mat socho&rdquo; the next day.

Salman&rsquo;s fondness for non-living things is evident on Twitter as well. Looks like Salman remembers his EVS lessons very well. He tweeted a picture from his Dabangg sets and wrote, &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t worry abt petrol, sending u a pic of gobar all u hv to do vit it is make gas. N v hv gobargas&rdquo; He followed it up with a remorse-filled tweet saying, &ldquo;Arbaaz jst stepped on it so thr goes the gobargas plant.&rdquo;<br /> <br /> One of Salman&rsquo;s most funniest tweets was that of a banana. He tweeted a picture of a single banana and captioned it- &ldquo;Yeh Kayla bechara akayla hai, banana par itna bhii nahi banana.&rdquo; It was followed up with another picture of a bunch of bananas saying- &ldquo;Sent him bak to his hum sath sath parivar. He v happy nw. haha only me laughing arbaaz think me mad&rdquo; Looks like even the bananas had to bear the brunt of Salman Khan&#39;s jokes.

Salman has a knack to notice things that we usually don&rsquo;t. For instance, he tweeted with a picture of a red coloured that had a hole in it and wrote, &ldquo;Red carpet vit a chade? I think it&rsquo;s cheddi singh&rsquo;s carpet.&rdquo; Salman also snapped a picture of a red lantern and tweeted, &ldquo;These guys took the meaning of laaltain v seriously&rdquo;<br /> <br /> Never in our wildest dreams did we imagine Salman could also tweet about a used toothpick. This tweet by the superstar left us rolling on the floor, &ldquo;Wat is this world coming to? Used tooth pick ke liyeh red carpet, red carpet for a used tooth pick?&rdquo; seriously, how talented can one get!<br /> <br /> <strong>Disclaimer:</strong> <em>All tweets have been sourced from Twitter and written as is.</em>