Wanted: A body double for Ash

<div class="section1"><div class="Normal"><script language="javascript">doweshowbellyad=0; </script><br />The <span style="" font-style:="" italic="">kabhi haan kabhi naa</span> affair of our coyest and their sexiest continues. The clockwork regularity with which gossip on Ash as the next Bond girl crops up, we have to take recourse to a cliché – there just ain''t no smoke without fire.<br /></div> <div align="left" style="position:relative; left: 0"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="left" border="1" width="32.1%"> <colgroup> <col width="100.0%" /> </colgroup> <tr valign="top"> <td width="100.0%" colspan="1" rowspan="1" style="" valign:="" top="" background-color:="" f3f3f3=""> <div class="Normal"><img src="/photo/413302.cms" alt="/photo/413302.cms" border="0" /></div> </td> </tr> <tr valign="top"> <td width="100.0%" colspan="1" rowspan="1" style="" valign:="" top="" background-color:="" f3f3f3=""> <div class="Normal"><span style="" font-size:="">Will this be a reality?</span></div> </td> </tr> </table></div> <div class="Normal">The last time around it was about whether the <a href="http://www.thetimesofindia.online/articleshow/404183.cms">ice maiden would kiss the hot spy</a>. And the world was in a tizzy before Ash''s agents played spoilsport and said 007 was not going to be romancing Miss World after all.<br /><br />With the New Year, another rumour. This time they said Brosnan had bumped into the Rai and wouldn''t stop staring. And that Ash demurely agreed to step into the bikini of the likes of Ursula Andres and Halle Berry, only a body double would have to cozy up with Bond.<br /><br />Ash, a body double and Pierce Brosnan - a tantalising ménage a trois really. Though her agents are doing their thing again denying it all, it only seems a matter of time before Ash really does get her ticket to immortality as a <a href="http://www.thetimesofindia.online/articleshow/409884.cms">Bond babe</a>. <br /></div> <div align="left" style="position:relative; left: -6"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="left" border="1" width="34.7%"> <colgroup> <col width="100.0%" /> </colgroup> <tr valign="top"> <td width="100.0%" colspan="1" rowspan="1" style="" valign:="" top="" background-color:=""> <div class="Normal"><span style="" color:="" ffffff="" font-size:="" font-weight:="" bold="">RELATED STORIES</span></div> </td> </tr> <tr valign="top"> <td width="100.0%" colspan="1" rowspan="1" style="" valign:="" top="" background-color:="" fbfbfb=""> <div class="Normal"><a href="articleshow/404183.cms" target="_blank">Ash says no sex with Brosnan</a><br /><a href="/articleshow/400241.cms" target="_blank">Ash out to seduce Hollywood</a><span style="" font-size:="" font-weight:="" bold=""></span><br /><a href="/articleshow/394729.cms" target="_blank"> ''Ash doesn''t fit Tagore bill''</a><span style="" font-size:="" font-weight:="" bold=""></span><br /><span style="" font-size:=""> </span><a href="/articleshow/336257.cms" target="_blank">Infidelity hits Bollywood</a></div> </td> </tr> </table></div> <div class="Normal">The Lara Duttas and Priyanka Chopras are in line too and their no-fuss, minimalistic clothing suggests they could be a low cost option for the Bond people, but then the Bond girl is special. There just cannot be substitutes.<br /><br />So it can only be heavenly Ash, all the accompanying tantrums notwithstanding. The body double is the tricky one – who''d agree to be Ash''s body?<br /><br /><formid=367815><br /><br /><br /></formid=367815></div> </div><div class="section2"><div class="Normal"><script language="javascript">doweshowbellyad=0; </script><br />We are talking attitude here. Someone who is passionate about wearing next to nothing as an art form. Someone who believes long, aggressive lip locks are about emancipation. Someone who will drape a Bond with élan and without that squeamish "I-am-actually-a-good-girl-but..." look.<br /></div> <div align="left" style="position:relative; left: -6"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="left" border="1" width="34.7%"> <colgroup> <col width="100.0%" /> </colgroup> <tr valign="top"> <td width="100.0%" colspan="1" rowspan="1" style="" valign:="" top="" background-color:=""> <div class="Normal"><span style="" color:="" ffffff="" font-size:="" font-weight:="" bold="">RELATED STORIES</span></div> </td> </tr> <tr valign="top"> <td width="100.0%" colspan="1" rowspan="1" style="" valign:="" top="" background-color:="" fbfbfb=""> <div class="Normal"><a href="articleshow/404183.cms" target="_blank">Ash says no sex with Brosnan</a><br /><a href="/articleshow/400241.cms" target="_blank">Ash out to seduce Hollywood</a><span style="" font-size:="" font-weight:="" bold=""></span><br /><a href="/articleshow/394729.cms" target="_blank"> ''Ash doesn''t fit Tagore bill''</a><span style="" font-size:="" font-weight:="" bold=""></span><br /><span style="" font-size:=""> </span><a href="/articleshow/336257.cms" target="_blank">Infidelity hits Bollywood</a></div> </td> </tr> </table></div> <div class="Normal">Someone like Celina Jaitley? Not really, the actress is so wooden, the love scenes would be catatonic. Someone like <a href="http://www.thetimesofindia.online/articleshow/409788.cms">Kareena Kapoor</a>? Imagine the Kapoor babe lending anything to anyone.<br /><br />Someone like <a href="http://www.thetimesofindia.online/articleshow/405629.cms">Bipasha Basu</a>? Too filled out for a Bond <a href="http://www.thetimesofindia.online/articleshow/363047.cms">bombshell</a>.<br /><br />Someone like - Mallika Sherawat perhaps, who is known to distribute mouth fresheners to her co-stars, there are so many kisses.<br /><br />Sherawat''s views on sex are very un-Ash-like – that two birds mating to show physical intimacy between two grown humans is passé. Sherawat has a body, and likes to show it. Ash has a body but does not like to show too much of it. But Ash has the face that everyone wants to see. It all adds up to an Indian Bond girl. <br /><br /><formid=367815></formid=367815></div> </div>