Top celeb jokes of 2011

2011 saw all the major stars fall prey to SMS and Twitter jokes.
We list down the ones that made us and we are sure the actors smile themselves! While most revolved around Rajinikanth, Shah Rukh and Vidya Balan weren’t spared either.
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On SRK
Don ko sirf 11 mulko ki Police hi nahi main bhi dhoond raha hoon. Kyuki mujhe RaOne ke paise waapis chaahiye =D
On Vidya Balan
Breaking News: Vidya Balan's bra to be nominated for best supporting character in d movie "Dirty Picture" !
On Kolaveri
Q: why dis kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di?
Phale ye to pata karo ki melody itni choclaty kyun hai? :P Kolaveri di ka pata hum baad me b kar lenge :D
On Sunny Leone
Whats the similarity between Sunny Deol and Sunny Leone??? .. . . . . . . They both shout a lot in their movies...!!!
On Ra.One
KRK refuses to play G ONE in Bhojpuri remake of RA ONE
On Bodyguard
Sir: Baccho "BODYGAURD" dekh k kya sikh mili ??
Bache: Sir ye samajh me aya k Ladkiyo ka koi bharosa nahi wo to Security gaurd se bhi Pat sakti hai !!!
On Deepika
Deepika went to Yuvraj , his form dropped , went to Ranbir- his movies flopped... went to Mallyas- & their Airlines stopped..!
On Rajini and SRK
SRK has done a guest appearance in Rajini’s Ra.One
On SRK
Shahrukh and son Aryan went to watch Ra.One first day first show.... After 20 minutes, Aryan: "Papa Ghar chalo!!! Star Gold mein Dabbangg Aaneko Hein."
On Rajini
Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
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