Miss Honeybee has a special message for her readers

Can you believe it? It's 4 pm, it's Saturday — and I'm actually at my computer, typing this letter out! This

Cal Times

gang is a terror! They call me at 3 and say they want a special note for you people, my readers and fans, because Ms Honeybee is completing a year. And I'm not even done with my first coat of foundation yet —
imagine! How many times have I told them that I can't write without my mascara on?
It's plain luck that they found me at home. I was supposed to be at Karan's for brunch, but overslept. What to do? These private parties are such a bitch! The one that I was at last night had all our

Tollywood

girls with their knickers in a twist. And you know what women are like when they're drunk. I came out with my ears buzzing. I'm not gonna tell you if all the gossip you're reading today is from that party though!
I guess all of you want to know who I am. Well, I can't tell you my name, but I can tell you what I like.

Diamonds

, for starters, and expensive silks. French over Italian — wine, not men, sillies — but

Roman holidays

. And yes, good gossip. I've seen over the past year that the best gossip — especially in Tollywood — comes not from the heroes or heroines, but from those behind the scenes. So if you see that music director, cinematographer or singer deep in conversation with a lovely lady at the next party, you know who you're looking at!

See you next weekend. Ta for now!
Ms Honeybee